jetgreguar:

tommy imma let u in on a secret
im lit as fuck rn

jetgreguar:

tommy imma let u in on a secret

im lit as fuck rn

(Source: fyeahgoofyanimatedfaces)

thetsaritsa:

voicemailpoems:

'sad story #5'
by Alexandra Naughton

I don’t want to be your manic pixie dream girl or otherwise
I don’t want you to like my writing because you want to fuck me

I want you to want to fuck me because you like my writing

thinking a lot about being a girl on the internet / breaking me
cult of online personalities all so carefully manicured / curated
thinking what it means when a stranger says I’m their muse
thinking what it means when a stranger tells me when they jerk off to my profile photos

identity as masturbation fantasy

what is the point of sharing intimacies with someone who will cash out suddenly
what is the sense
what purpose did I serve
it is not important
but why would you think I could serve a purpose at all
and why would I be complicit


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Alexandra called us from San Francisco, CA.

1-910-703-POEM

still relevant

THIS REMINDS ME SO MUCH OF SO MANY BOYS

coolest-humans:

vindesamants

legendxofxzach:

One time in a science class this guy was talking about how nerdy girls aren’t cute, but it is kinda sexy when a hot girl can use a microscope so I looked back at him and said, “yeah, it must be nice when a girl can finally see your penis”

thewittyarsonist:

suikerpil:

no squealin cuz remember thats its all in your head

I’m so happy that one of the most reblogged pieces of gorillaz fanart is of our good ol Russel GOOD JOB EVERYONE

thewittyarsonist:

suikerpil:

no squealin cuz remember thats its all in your head

I’m so happy that one of the most reblogged pieces of gorillaz fanart is of our good ol Russel GOOD JOB EVERYONE

artigosaurus:

queen-of-dork:

i-am-a-cat-eins-zwei-drei:

debisanacronym1:

WHY ARE NONE OF YOU FUCKERS FLIPPING SHIT?!?

NASA HAS DECLARED PLUTO A PLANET AGAIN

IT HAS MOONS!!!!! IT HAS MOONS!!!!!!!

WHAT. WHAT! PLUTO YOU FUCKING DID IT!

VIVA LA PLUTO, YOU DID IT!!!

unclemother:

IM SCREAMING

unclemother:

IM SCREAMING

accompaniedbythunder:

iOS8 has some hella improved photo editing tools though gotta admit.

accompaniedbythunder:

iOS8 has some hella improved photo editing tools though gotta admit.

sadmusicforsadbastards:

"And please, remember me, my misery
And how it lost me all I wanted”

milaskunny:

madamebassdrum:

msjewbooty:

the Clue Klux Klan…solving mysteries in a racist sort of way

i think you mean “the police department”

image

zacksttop:

setbabiesonfire:

impala-sonic-deductions:

vivere-est-ars:

every woman on tumblr should have this on their dash

And every man

Look how nobody’s yelling or arguing or making things into a competition. Look how this is to straight up educate people through a different perspective. Look how effective that makes the message.

I get that it’s hard to be female, guess what it’s hard to be male too sometimes I’d love for just one person to acknowledge that.

(Source: sizvideos)

thedashinghoodlum:

This was my favorite commercial as a kid

(Source: tampire)

yoncehaunted:

*SHOUTING TO THE HEAVENS*