we’ve come full circle
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You all hate on her, but I feel like for the first time in years this girl is happy. Happy with her life after a horrible break up, happy with her career after years of people telling her what she could and couldn’t do. You may judge her but I commend her for being herself and giving absolutely zero fucks.
this caption makes the whole pic better idk
Victoria is that your sweater
i want to kiss you repeatedly on the cheek and tell you how attractive you are and fuck you into my mattress.
Just because someone is in a heterosexual relationship, doesn’t mean they are actually heterosexual.
I hear some of you complaining “women always say they want a nice guy.” I know lots of women — I’m even related to a few — and I can’t say I’ve ever heard any of them say that. I can’t prove it, but this sounds like one of those things stand-up comedians say about women and everyone else just repeats. I’ve also never known a woman who cries when she breaks a nail — although I’ve known a few who swear like a 15-year-old sailor in jail — and I’ve never had a woman ask me if her outfit made her look fat unless she actually wanted and subsequently appreciated my opinion. So either I’ve stumbled upon a secret trove of women who aren’t passive-aggressive sob machines, or you need to stop mistaking Dane Cook routines for peer-reviewed sociological studies. — Lore Sjöberg, Alt Text: Taking Another Look at the Myth of the ‘Nice Guy’ (via babyspooks)
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Should probably stop scrolling through lesbian pornography when there are people literally all around me.
*ignores responsibilities through masturbation*
Someone wanted this rebloggable
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Had a dream the other night that I had to escort this creepy dead kid with tiny limbs to the afterlife through a hospital basement, so I drew it. I remember he was sticky but crumbly at the same time.